THE EASTERN FRONT ARCHIVES Japantasy Media News Bytes Compiled by the staff of Henshin Online : Click here to get back to the main Eastern Front page. Welcome To Meat Sack, A Guide To Sports- Related Body Horror. The ecosystem of the human body does not want for complexity, nor do the myriad of idiot things we inflict upon it. This is perhaps nowhere more apparent than in the world of sports, where athletes willingly submit their bodies, like monks to their vows, in pursuit of Larry having a nice, drunken night because a bunch of super- fit young ‘uns in matching outfits did the correct thing with the ball more often than the other boys. Of course, when you push the ol’ haunted meat toilet that is your body, sometimes things can malfunction. In close contact, hopes and dreams and pathogens alike can be shared. And when we humans fight—which we so dearly love to do—we like to just barely almost kill each other. It’s very fun. In light of this, we’re starting a recurring series to investigate all the fleshy nightmares that sports can inflict on the body. From shitting your pants during a marathon to the science of getting kicked in the dick, we’re going all in on bodies gone wrong. For this inaugural column, we’ll spend some time appreciating the grossness of some common sports stuff.
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